Ella: Mom, your hair looks really nice today.
Me: Thank you so much!
Ella: Yeah, usually it looks like a hot mess.
Me: Um, well, thanks again, I guess?
Charles: You have definitely made better spaghetti!
And this was texted to me yesterday afternoon:
Lucy: R u gone or am i missing something?
Me: I am at voice lessons with Ella. Daddy is home. Is Phin awake?
Lucy: Phin is still asleep as far as i'm concerned.
What does that even mean, "as far as I'm concerned," did she even check? So there you go. Those should keep me warm in my old age.